When is star wars day?
May the 4th be with you
what does a jedi drink?
Where does Vader shop?
At darth Mall
If star wars characters were porn stars
Han(job) solo-gay porn
Princess Lay Me
Obi Wan Ka blow me(gay or straight porn can’t decide)
Jaba the Slutt
Kit Fisto(oh wait that is an actual character)
Droopy McCool(wait that’s real too)
Po Nudo (jesus that’s an actual name too)
Captain Punani(captain Panaka phantom Menace)
Okay back to better jokes
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files
adobe wan kenobi
why did annakin skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side
Why is yoda such a good gardener?
because he has a green thumb
And why can’t you count on him to pick up the tab?
because he is always a little short.
Alright that’s all. The dirty ones were pretty much all me but princess lay me has been around for years. Figured my fellow aspies would get a kick out of the word play for those. Actually I think the whole thing is pretty much catering to us aspies.