Joke Time again

Alright so every once in awhile I have to go back to good old fashioned goofy you can tell the whole family kind of jokes. None of these are my originals. Here we go!

How do you get the party started? With a fat beet.

Let’s have a garden party……Lettuce turnip the beet.

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? They were missing a beet.

What do you call someone who raps about vegetables? A Beet boxer.

What new crop did the farmer plant? Beets me.

How did the vegetable farmer punish his donkey?

He beet his ass.
Alright, I made that one up. I couldn’t resist and sorry that one is not family friendly.

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