Bible Jokes

Alright I better lighten up the mood and bust out with some jokes. It’s joke time!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve

How does Moses make his coffee

Hebrews it

Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?

Samson. He brought the house down.

Jesus said to John “come forth and receive eternal life.” He came fifth and received a toaster.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the bible?

When Joseph served in Pharoah’s court.

Who’s the most elastic man in the bible?

Job. He tied his ass to a tree and walked into Jerusalem.


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