Proof that God takes delight in surrounding me with a very special group of A-holes

So anyhow I got like 9 minutes left here at the library and a bunch of randomly humorous things from my childhood came up. Maybe it was just my specific school but I heard a bunch of crazy humorous things at my elementary school that seem especially reserved for my school and my school only. Further proof that God takes delight in surrounding me with a very special group of assholes. Enjoy these elementary school gems.

Old mcdonald sitting on a bench beating his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot. Burned his balls. Pissed all over his overalls.

Very special group of assholes came up with that.

Scene in the boys bathroom- Kid: Hey danny are you an almond joy or a mounds. Me: Mounds. Kid:Almond joy’s got nuts, mound don’t.

Kid:Hey danny, wanna Hurts donut? Me: sure Kid: socks me in the arm :Hurts don’t it

Asshoooooooooooooole!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or a classic from circa 1980

(mimicking the barney song) a bunch of kids in harmony sing”I love you. You love me. Homosexuality…”

Like I said very special group of assholes.

Hope you enjoyed.

 

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