I admit it. I take a slightly perverted glee in coming up with bad jokes. Here is today’s efforts.
Where does the chicken work? At the eggplant
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a lollipop?
What is a gynecologists favorite tree?
A pussy willow
Why did the butter keep going?
he was on a roll.
Why did the dog groomer get fired?
She said she could cut a bitch
Why did the egg leave the carton?
He was cracking up
What did prince’s wife wear to his funeral?
She wore a raspberry beret