Jokes designed to make you swear at me

I admit it. I take a slightly perverted glee in coming up with bad jokes. Here is today’s efforts.

Where does the chicken work? At the eggplant

What do you get when you cross a rooster with  a lollipop?

A cocksucker

What is a gynecologists favorite tree?

A pussy willow

Why did the butter keep going?

he was on a roll.

Why did the dog groomer get fired?

She said she could cut a bitch

Why did the egg leave the carton?

He was cracking up

What did prince’s wife wear to his funeral?

She wore a raspberry beret

 

 

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