Vegetable jokes

These jokes are totally valid. They are about foods that go in salad. Yeah.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why did the carrot get embarrassed?

Cos it saw the chick pea!

What do chickens grow on?

Eggplants!

What is small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish!

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me.

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