Joke time

alright we need to cleanse the palate now and do some clean jokes.

I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

What does a pepper do when it’s angry?

It gets jalapeño face!

What is a ghosts favorite plant?

A bougainvilla

How does michael jackson make a necklace?

Just bead it

I planted a pear tree in the backyard and another one grew as well.

What is everybody’s favorite nation?

Donation

I feel like a circus clown today.

Intense

Any more of these and I might be sued for Pun-itive damage

These jokes are so timely they are pun-ctual

I write so many of these I am a pun-dit

The 8th day of my week is punday

 

 

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