Christmas jokes

First day after Thanksgiving so you know what that means. It’s Christmas season!!! And the season would not be complete without Christmas jokes. Here we go.

Why is santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What’s the differencs between snowmen and snow ladies?

snowballs

What nationality is santa claus?

North polish

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rudeolph

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper

Why are x and z jealous?

because jesus was visited by the 3 Y’s men.

What do you buy Frosty for Christmas?

A snowblower

 

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