Jokes so bad you will throw !@#$ at your screen

I tried to warn ya.

Alright, why did the farmer go into rehab?

Because of his corn addiction

Why did the little bee get suspended from school

because he scratched himself and said Bee itch

what do you get when you cross a  pickle and a baby deer?

A dilldoe

Did you hear about the new hip hop dog act?

They’re called Diggers with attitude

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